It has happened to me

Statistical Research Methods. this is what i remember. there was this thirty something guy. a little ugly with a developed belly. his arms and jewlery emanated self love. plus he didn't get it (statistics) i naturally did being an ex-baseball card collector. enough. he looked at my paper and saw my doodling of a golf course.
i smile. this is his opening of course. never smile at ugly guys.
hey, you got the golf fever too.
too? if you have it... no way.
once you get it you start buying clubs that you don't need. every year you must have the newest technology. i even got a job at the country club tending bar at nights. some teachers don't think a teacher should tend bar. i'm even wearing a ping shirt and i have a set of wedges in the trunk of my new car.
boy are we different.