A Tidy Mexican Divorce

My paintings should be translated into spanish. I don't know how the canvas was made nor which plant my blue came from and I am not made of corn like I should be. I should be hunted, be-headed like dandelions (from the head not the root). Then, after seeing the landscapes and deformities, they should be translated back into english by Gregory Rabassa who will bury my work in Latin American earth where it can be harvested and sown into untouched canvas that is be ready to be painted on.