Hot Dogma

Last week on a road trip to Chattanooga my wife and I ran into a couple of evangelists. They were traveling around the country to spread a message of hot dogma. They were driving one of the six Oscar Myer wiener mobiles. I have to admit, I was pretty excited to see them. They were at the gas station and one of them was filling up the wiener mobile with gas at the pump just opposite of mine. I wanted to talk to her but I didn’t know what to say. So before the opportunity passed I just spoke up and said "So what is all this about?” She introduced herself and explained to me that she was a "hot dogger." Turns out Oscar Myer hires 12 twenty-something single folks to pair up and drive around these wiener mobiles. The 12 hot doggers commit to a year of living out of hotels and taking every opportunity to talk hot dogs with anyone that will listen. I was willing to listen. But ultimately I rejected her message and stayed a vegetarian.